The quest for awesomeness...

I want to be cool. I am so uncool these days. I see so many people who have something that makes them cool. I want to dress super cute, or have great hair, or have loads of money, or perfect children, or always go on super fun trips, be the best decorator for my home, or be extremely athletic and so much more. I am not too good at those things. In fact I have a hard time thinking about what I AM good at. I know I am good at being incredibly vulgarer and making people blush if I really want to. Sera you know this true....I could always one up you on raunchiness. I have had to tame that down now so that talent is bye bye. SADLY. I am pretty awesome at watching TV. I do love a good confrontation and fancy myself quick at comebacks. But what are these? WASTED TALENT.